1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,080 Yeah, good one, Kayle. 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,440 Cheaters! 3 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,080 -Auntie Miems! -Let's go! 4 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,120 Show them. 5 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,160 And... go. 6 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,280 Two words. 7 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:10,680 First word. 8 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,440 Paint. 9 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,840 -Up and down. -Cut! 10 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,360 Colours, colour. 11 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,000 -Colour. -Colour. 12 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,720 Okay. 13 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,680 Guys! 14 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,520 Auntie, start with the second word. 15 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,800 Yeah, guys. Say it. 16 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,400 Let's start with the second word. 17 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,800 Can I say? Can I just say? 18 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,880 Can we pause for a second? 19 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,240 Time! Time. 20 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,320 Thank goodness. 21 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,920 Yellow submarine. 22 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,480 Oh, okay. 23 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,880 -The Beatles! -Yeah. 24 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,280 Of course, The Beatles. 25 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:42,880 Are you colour blind? 26 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,880 -It looks like it. -Yes, Auntie, they are. 27 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,840 Hello! Yellow Submarine. 28 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,640 The Beatles, as in the insect. 29 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,680 And a beetle is... black. 30 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,760 My turn. 31 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,320 Easy. 32 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,360 Okay. 33 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,080 Oh, Tjaart. 34 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,920 -Oh, oh, Oscar! -Yes, yes. 35 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,560 The Oscars, yes. 36 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,640 There's just a "The". 37 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,120 Dad, I promise. I'm going to be on the radio. 38 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,400 How cool is that? 39 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,360 About the rugby field I'm building for special children. 40 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,640 I'll still do that. 41 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,040 Okay? 42 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,040 Anyway, it'll be on Noordvaal FM just after two 43 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,240 if you want to listen. 44 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,680 Please listen. 45 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,840 I'll ask them to play your favourite Koos Kombuis song, okay? 46 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,680 Please listen. 47 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,920 Hello? 48 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,640 Love you too, Dad. 49 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:15,680 Kisses. 50 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,760 I know what you're going to ask. 51 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,400 "Gosh, Flip. A button-up shirt, tie, and a jacket". 52 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,920 What, is it your 100th game in the world cup of life? 53 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,120 Kind of, yes. 54 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,560 Yes, they begged me to be a guest on the radio. 55 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,640 Guest of honour. 56 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,760 And yes, I know no one will see the jacket, 57 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,880 but they'll hear it. 58 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,280 They'll hear it. 59 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,280 Oh, no. I don't vape. 60 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,960 I mean, I vape, but I don't vape-vape. 61 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,880 A friend forgot it at my place at a braai 62 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,160 so I had a little drag... 63 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,600 and another drag... 64 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,080 But I'll stop when it's finished. 65 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,880 Yeah. 66 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,440 No one here knows. 67 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,320 I hide it well. 68 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,480 I don't do drugs. 69 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,520 I really don't. 70 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,480 Flip Bosman. 71 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,400 Rassie Erasmus. 72 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,520 Eben Etzebeth. 73 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,560 Ox. 74 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,560 The greedy guy greets everyone. 75 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,360 Shut up, Tjaart! 76 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,840 -What are you doing? -Sorry, am I bothering you? 77 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:54,720 Sorry. 78 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,680 No, no, carry on. 79 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,040 I'm just warming up my voice. 80 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,120 I'm warming up my voice for the radio. 81 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,200 There it is. 82 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,560 Flip, are you going to be on the radio? 83 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,640 Noordvaal FM. 84 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,080 -No! -Why? 85 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,120 Joubert, they... 86 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,840 They asked and asked-- Begged, actually. 87 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,560 So I said, "Okay, Noordvaal FM". 88 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,000 88.8! 89 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,120 This afternoon after two, okay. 90 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,520 "I'll do your little show. 91 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,840 Just stop harassing me!" 92 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,360 Why do they want to talk to you? 93 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,560 About the rugby field I'm going to build? 94 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,800 Does one build a rugby field? 95 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,040 Wait, is that still happening? I thought it was a joke. 96 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,280 Q, I don't joke about special people. 97 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,720 Not anymore. 98 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,280 And yes, the rugby field will be built. 99 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,280 Or will be-- 100 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,000 Made? Installed? 101 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,680 Installed. It'll be installed. 102 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,280 Okay, then what's the plan with the jar? 103 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:53,640 Oh, it'll eventually be installed! 104 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,640 Hey, guys. A little respect, please. 105 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,680 Our fearless leader is going to be on the radio. 106 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,880 It's a big deal. 107 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,440 A round of applause is in order. 108 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,600 Thank you, Tjaart, my loyal slave. 109 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,920 You can join me this afternoon. 110 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,440 Oh, yes! 111 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,520 Suck it! 112 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,480 This afternoon. Sit, Tjaart. 113 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,600 Suck it... later. 114 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,200 So, if something urgent comes up, I'll be in my office. 115 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,120 If any sounds bother you, 116 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,840 put your earphones in because I'm doing this for... 117 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,120 you guys! 118 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,520 I don't listen to the radio. 119 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,280 No, give me the natural sounds of industrial Klerksdorp. 120 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,240 It's beautiful. 121 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,560 Joke about a radio? Okay. 122 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,160 What's the last thing that went through Diana's head? 123 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,520 The radio! 124 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,560 Are you vaping? 125 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,960 No, no, no. 126 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,480 -Emma! -No, no, no. 127 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,920 I'm not, I'm not. 128 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,640 I'm vaping now, but I don't vape-vape. 129 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,080 Jeez, sneaky. 130 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,920 -Okay, okay, okay. -In the kitchen. 131 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,760 -It's-- -Haven't you heard of popcorn lungs? 132 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,520 I haven't vaped long enough for popcorn lungs. 133 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,680 It's bad. 134 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,240 It's worse than cigarettes. 135 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,480 Jeez, Emma! 136 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,960 What? 137 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,720 It doesn't suit you. 138 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,160 Yeah, I wanted to quit anyway. 139 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,440 -Come on. -It's not... 140 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,520 It's... 141 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,120 -not a big deal. -Bad. 142 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,320 It's bad. 143 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,920 Just a shame it's so damn nice. 144 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:20,960 What the hell? 145 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,600 Are you serious? 146 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,280 -What on earth? -Don't let anyone catch you, okay? 147 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,120 -You'll get a warning. -Oh, no, no, no. 148 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,000 No one catches me vaping. 149 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,120 Oh, is that so? 150 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,880 I'm actually a heavy vaper. 151 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,760 In the office, yes. 152 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,080 But I don't vape-vape. 153 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,080 Well... 154 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,520 game on. 155 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,440 The floor is yours. 156 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,520 Okay. 157 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,720 Okay. 158 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,840 Jacket, jacket. 159 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:55,880 Armour me. 160 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,840 And your number, please. 161 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,360 -076 5-- -For the form. 162 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,720 Are you nervous? 163 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,600 No, why would I be? 164 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,080 Because it's radio, bud. 165 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,200 Thousands of people will hang on your every word. 166 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:20,520 I couldn't do it. I'll weld in front of a thousand people, 167 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,160 but this is a different story. 168 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,480 Thanks, Tjaart. Now I'm nervous. 169 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,600 Hello, hello! 170 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,720 -Hey! -I'm the DJ. 171 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,400 Flip Bosman. People just call me Flip. 172 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,560 Dean John. 173 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,720 Bloody hell! Is that what DJ stands for? 174 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,960 No. 175 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,360 We're setting up. Are you both talking? 176 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,440 No, no, no. I never know who's listening. 177 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,600 Do want a bunch of angry girls to pitch up here? 178 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,720 No, only this guy. 179 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,400 -Only me. Only me. -Great. 180 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,400 Okay, take five and we'll chat shortly. 181 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,640 -Okay. -Nothing formal, just casual. 182 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,600 -Nice. -That's what every girl says to me. 183 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,560 Hey, can I put in a song request? 184 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,280 -We'll chat later, Frik. -No... 185 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,840 Will you tell him it's Flip? 186 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:53,920 Yes. 187 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,480 I wrote it down. Flip. 188 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,600 I've got that. 189 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,680 So, what's your name? 190 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,040 Chantelle. 191 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,200 I'll count to ten and then you give me your number. 192 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,360 No, thank you. 193 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,440 That's very nice. 194 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,320 Oh, guys! 195 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,600 Tjaart says Flip is about to go live. 196 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,680 A bird... in the office! 197 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:24,800 What? 198 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,320 What? I don't see anything. 199 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,440 It... flew away. 200 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:33,840 So, how did you get here? 201 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,920 We turned left in Church street and then right into-- 202 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,960 Morning, morning, Klerksdorp! 203 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,240 Morning, morning-- 204 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,960 You're listening to Noordvaal FM! 205 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:47,000 People, we have angels walking among us on this planet. 206 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,080 We'd like to thank Deluxe Processed Meats 207 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,760 -for the rugby field at Sarel Brand-- -No, no, no. 208 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,000 It's not Deluxe Process Meats. It's the Flip Bosman Rugby Field. 209 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,760 -Do it again. -We are live. 210 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,000 Yes, but do it right. 211 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,520 People, we have a live wire behind the mic this afternoon. 212 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,880 I apologise and speak under correction. 213 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,560 It's the Flip Bosman Rugby Field. 214 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,680 So, Flip. 215 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,640 Are you building this rugby field with your own money? 216 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:17,440 Yes, we're currently planning the building process. 217 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,920 And it's not for the lack of trying, you know? 218 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,360 I approached DPM, 219 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,880 but corporate are cautious about who they associate with. 220 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,680 In the 90's, it was AIDS, 221 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,200 but lately, cancer is all the rage. 222 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,720 So, there's a fun-run for cancer, 223 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,400 and all the money goes to that, 224 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,680 and to be honest, I haven't seen any cancer guys running. 225 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,000 -Or women. -Or woman... or children. 226 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,640 I see a lot of bald heads, 227 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,280 but I never know whether it's cancer or lice, you know? 228 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,480 So, yes. I won't lie, I miss AIDS. 229 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,640 So, are you saying that DPM 230 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,720 doesn't want to be associated with special children? 231 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,080 Could be. 232 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,840 I don't know. I'm not their spokesman. 233 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,080 I feed the people. 234 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,600 Yes, I feed people polony and other meats... 235 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,080 Not that polony isn't meat. 236 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,960 -Polony is meat. -Yes, polony is meat. 237 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,240 But let's stick to the subject. 238 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,600 Yes, I'm building the rugby field myself. 239 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,640 Well, what you're doing for us is wonderful, Flip. 240 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,280 And thank you for coming. 241 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,680 -Is that it? -Next we have Bernice West with... 242 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,120 "Do it, baby. Do it". 243 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,360 But that song's old. 244 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,440 Can I request one? 245 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,120 It's too late, buddy! It's already loaded. 246 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,360 Here we go! 247 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,480 Koos Kombuis' "Bicycle--" 248 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,680 Jarryd, please get these people out of here. 249 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,160 -Thank you. -Oh, hell. 250 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,960 Flip, Ayanda's calling me. 251 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,080 Do you think it's something I said? 252 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,680 Hello? 253 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,440 Ayanda, that's very loud. 254 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,680 And it's in Zulu. 255 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,480 Oh, you're screaming. 256 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,600 She's screaming in Zulu. 257 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,360 Wow, Auntie. Your computer is... 258 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,560 Good grief. 259 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,960 Jeez, you must take it for a service. 260 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,040 Yes, I will. 261 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,480 Chips, here comes the fish. 262 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,800 Ayanda, big boss. 263 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,960 You went on the radio 264 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,200 and said we don't want to get involved with special needs kids. 265 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,640 Do you know how that makes us sound? 266 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,800 I'll tell you. 267 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,240 Like we don't want to give special needs kids a rugby field. 268 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,680 But... 269 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,720 you don't want to give special needs kids-- 270 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,120 Flip, you're on thin ice. 271 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,280 Sorry, but I just told the truth. 272 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,200 It's all that radio guys' fault. He was damn rude. 273 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,240 Yes, and way too cocky for a ginger. 274 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,840 He wouldn't even play Koos Kombuis. Who won't play Koos Kombuis? 275 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,240 Me. I don't care for Koos Kombuis. 276 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,920 We are getting hate-mail, 277 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,160 and threats to be cancelled, Flip. 278 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,920 You can't cancel polony. 279 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,640 Yeah, Listeriosis couldn't even do that. 280 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,360 You have left us with no other choice. 281 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,120 Now, we have to build the bloody rugby field. 282 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,640 You're a genius. 283 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,360 Ayanda, that's great news! 284 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,560 Guys! 285 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,720 Head office is in. 286 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,200 They'll help build the rugby field. 287 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,920 -We're building a rugby field! -We're building a rugby field! 288 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:07,960 Sorry! 289 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,720 Sorry, this is not a good thing, people. 290 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,760 What? 291 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,600 We didn't plan for this in the budget. 292 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,600 And to be honest, we'll probably have to make cuts 293 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,440 from your side of the company. 294 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,640 So, good luck. 295 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,040 Just shows you. 296 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,520 You can score a try and get a red card in one game. 297 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,400 Guys. 298 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,360 We're going to build a rugby field. 299 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,280 Flip... 300 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,440 -come on, man! -Someone will lose their job 301 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,360 because you're forcing them to build a rugby field. 302 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,600 Not true, the bad publicity did it, not me, so... 303 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,880 It's unfair that our jobs are in jeopardy 304 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,840 because you spoke crap on radio. 305 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,640 One of you are getting fired. 306 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,360 -Tjaart, you also work here. -They'll never fire me. 307 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,880 I cost them basically nothing. 308 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,480 Tjaart, you were at the station with him. 309 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,600 You could've stopped him. 310 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,000 We should've stopped your mom wanting to get pregnant, Kayle. 311 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,800 -So shut up. -Okay, listen. 312 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,840 Look at it this way. 313 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:11,280 This is an opportunity for one of you to sacrifice your job 314 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,640 to build a rugby field for special kids. 315 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,560 Any volunteers? 316 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,720 Anyone? 317 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,800 No one! 318 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,040 Wow! 319 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,240 Selfish. 320 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,360 Very. 321 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,120 Nobody can afford to lose their job. 322 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,440 This is serious, man. 323 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,600 Okay, calm down. 324 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,560 You guys don't have to worry. 325 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,200 Oh, so can you guarantee that none of us will get fired? 326 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,880 Yes, yes, you have to guarantee that we'll keep our jobs. 327 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,760 Come on, Flip. You have to guarantee. 328 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,800 Okay, guys. 329 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,280 It's all just a misunderstanding. I'll sort this out. 330 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,680 I'll sort this out! 331 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,560 Tjaart, get my jacket. 332 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,040 And I'll sort this out for you quickly. 333 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,360 Easy peasy. One, two, three, block yourself. 334 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,680 Tjaart, come on. 335 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,400 Noordvaal FM, are you ready? 336 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,680 Here we go! 337 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,120 Let me help. 338 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,520 What's wrong with you? 339 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,640 -I'm warming your voice up. -It doesn't work like that. 340 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,440 Okay, sorry. Okay, what's the plan? 341 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,240 Sometimes, a mistake can only be rectified by going back 342 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,320 -to where the mistake was made. -Yes. 343 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,520 -Scene of the crime. -Yes. 344 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,920 So I'm going back on the radio to sort this out. 345 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,000 Sort it out. 346 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,400 And I promised my dad they'll play Koos' song, and they will. 347 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,000 Koos Kombuis! 348 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,800 -Rock and roll! -There's some traffic. 349 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,880 Show me that big smile. 350 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,040 Move, Auntie! 351 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,880 She's got those AWK b-- 352 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,960 What's wrong with you? 353 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,240 It's vintage Koos. 354 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,240 -No, sir. -Joubert. 355 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,040 Yes, yes, yes. 356 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,200 No, I'm looking at it. It's right in front of me. 357 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 No, for real. It says next week Friday. 358 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,000 I am quite sure. 359 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,840 Okay, sir. 360 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,240 Absolutely. 361 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:50,080 No, it was a pleasure speaking to you. 362 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,160 Is it 2-1? 363 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,120 Dammit, she's in the lead. 364 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,200 You think you know someone and the next thing, 365 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,240 they whip out a vape and kick your arse. 366 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,720 Park here. 367 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,760 Okay, Flippa. 368 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,120 Your voice is warmed up, 369 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,240 you look incredible... 370 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,400 I feel incredible. 371 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,640 -Do you feel incredible? -Yeah. 372 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,560 Okay, but I'm not saying anything if they ask me. 373 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,720 No, no, I know. 374 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,800 Call Ayanda. 375 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,120 Tell her to tune in. 376 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,840 The whole office. They must tune in. 377 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,080 Flip, you'll strain yourself. 378 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,720 -I won't, I won't. -You'll be out of breath. 379 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,280 -Hello, Chantelle. -Hello, guys. 380 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,880 I need to talk on the radio urgently. 381 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,400 How much do those live-feed ads cost? 382 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,000 -Sir, that's not how it works. -Here's R200. I want five minutes. 383 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,600 -Sir, sit down. I'll find someone-- -No, we don't have time for that. 384 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,200 The world must hear what he has to say. 385 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,160 It's Noordvaal FM. The world won't hear-- 386 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,560 People's jobs are on the line. And polony too. 387 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,160 Do you want polony's blood on your hands? 388 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,720 Tjaart, don't-- There isn't blood in polony. It's... 389 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,200 You know what? 390 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,480 I've been here before, so... 391 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,160 -But-- -The pink is dye. 392 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,280 Guys, please-- 393 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,880 -My voice is warmed up. Don't worry. -Come on, boys. 394 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,960 I know what I'm doing. 395 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,960 -Can you please-- -I've been here before. 396 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,960 -We're going to ads in five minutes. -I'll only be five minutes. 397 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,440 -Chill out, chill out. -People pay for advertisements. 398 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,600 I wanted to give you money, 399 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,160 -but you didn't want it. -Please. 400 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,920 Women in the workplace have special-- 401 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,040 I literally need a minute or two. 402 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,400 -Sorry, sorry. -Sorry. 403 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,600 Hey, leave those buttons. 404 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,640 Leave it. 405 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,680 -Ladies and gentleman. Dad. -Get out of here. 406 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,680 Hello, Dad. 407 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,840 I'm so sorry, okay. 408 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,880 I made a huge mistake. 409 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,720 This is Flip Bosman from Deluxe Processed Meats. 410 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,520 The company will be paying for the rugby field, 411 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,240 along with me, Flip Bosman. 412 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,200 So please don't stop eating polony. 413 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,960 Listeners, I apologise. 414 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,160 We will get back to our discussion about women's safety-- 415 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,280 This is a lot more important than women's safety. 416 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,960 Sorry, it's special children. It's more important than women. 417 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,760 Except maybe special women. 418 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,200 Special women... 419 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,880 -Flip, please-- -DJ Dean John, please. 420 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,560 There was a misunderstanding. 421 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,640 Deluxe Processed Meat loves special children. 422 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,280 And normal children. All children. And grown ups. Everyone. 423 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,240 And they are going to pay for the rugby field. 424 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,920 And now everything's better. 425 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,440 Someone at the office has to be fired to make place in the budget and... 426 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,400 It doesn't sit right with me, but that's above my pay-grade. 427 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,840 So, Deluxe Processed Meat 428 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,920 loves special children more than they love their own staff. 429 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,240 So, everything's better and has been resolved. 430 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,760 And here's Koos Kombuis with "Bicycle without a lock". 431 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,000 I bring you flowers. 432 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,880 I give you pleasure. 433 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:41,720 I lend you my bicycle without a lock. 434 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,720 Love you, Dad. 435 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,440 I know it's late. 436 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,120 And your parents are asleep. 437 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:52,040 But I just had to tell you that I love you. 438 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,880 I love you like the Cape. 439 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,880 Yes, Dad, I'm sorry. 440 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,480 They said they'd play it later, so... 441 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,360 Hello? 442 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,680 Dad-- 443 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,880 Your dad keeps hanging up on you. 444 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,120 He's very busy. 445 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,960 Did you guys listen? 446 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,880 You see? I said I'd sort it out. 447 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,560 Sir, Ayanda's waiting for you. 448 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,560 This day is getting a bit much. 449 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,720 -Here you go-- -Tjaart. 450 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,840 Ayanda! 451 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,680 It's good to see you again. 452 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,400 There we go. 453 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,840 Everything's sorted out. 454 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,760 DPM's looks good. I look good. The future looks... 455 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,240 No, it doesn't. 456 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,480 You've put me in a really difficult position, Flip. 457 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,200 And if it was up to me, you'd be the one to lose your job. 458 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,520 Now what? 459 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,680 Because... 460 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,040 first you say you don't want to be involved in the rugby field. 461 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,120 Then you say, "Cool, we'll be involved, 462 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,000 but someone has to be fired". 463 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 I was literally telling the truth. 464 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,720 Can you stop talking about company business on the radio? 465 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,440 -Can you do that? -Oh. 466 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,240 Okay, so that's what I've done wrong. 467 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,360 I understand. 468 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,280 Sorry, neh? 469 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,880 But everything is sorted out. 470 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:13,960 No, it's not. 471 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,160 -It is. -It's not. 472 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,080 Because now, I can't not build the rugby field. 473 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,000 And I can't fire someone to make space for it in the budget. 474 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,800 Oh. 475 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,400 Oh, yes... 476 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,560 It's a tight spot. 477 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,200 -How can I help? -You... 478 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,400 You're either very smart, or incredibly stupid. 479 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400 Yeah. 480 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,880 Yes. 481 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,800 Oh, must I choose one? 482 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,400 Keep an eye on your emails. 483 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,440 We're tightening the screws around here. 484 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,680 Call me your handyman. 485 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,360 Our screws are... 486 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,120 Unbelievable. 487 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,960 Something they don't teach you in business school. 488 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,880 Sometimes, you have to act smart 489 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,320 by acting stupid... 490 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,840 to be smart. 491 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,920 Act stupid... 492 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,480 smartly. 493 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,840 Flip Bosman. 494 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,600 -Hello, hello. -Hello. 495 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,520 I'd like to request a song, please. 496 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,960 We don't really do requests during this show. 497 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,600 No, no. Please, man. 498 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,800 It's Koos Kombuis' "Bicycle without a lock". 499 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,040 Oh, for f-- sake. 500 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,720 I... hey! 501 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,920 Dean John! 502 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,280 Dean John! 503 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,920 F--! 504 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,640 Oops. 505 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,360 -What is this? -Can you believe what-- 506 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,840 -Did you get that e-mail? -Yes, yes. It's time management. 507 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,720 -Look at the time management sheets. -For us? 508 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,080 Dammit, Flip! 509 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,520 -No ways in hell. -Great, Flip! 510 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,640 Uh-uh! 511 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,520 What's this email about time management sheets 512 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,960 that Ayanda just sent? 513 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,520 Is this because of your radio thing? 514 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,560 It's standard procedure. 515 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,360 But sir, I've worked here for 40 years. 516 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,880 It has never been standard procedure. 517 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,480 It's a new standard procedure, okay? 518 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,160 Okay, listen. It was either that or someone gets fired. 519 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,720 You know what? I'm sick of your moaning. 520 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,680 I go on national radio and no one congratulates me. 521 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,600 -Local radio. -You can stream it nationally. 522 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,560 I go back on radio to save your butts and no one thanks me. 523 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,000 Can't I do anything right? 524 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,600 Emma, swallow that smile. 525 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,240 Fill in the forms. Do your work. Easy as that. 526 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,320 Thank you. 527 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,640 -Flip, I said-- -Tjaart, crawl out of my arse. 528 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,120 Is that smoke? 529 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,320 -Fire! -Oh, man! 530 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,440 -Fire in the office! -Get the extinguisher. 531 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,680 Quickly, quickly! 532 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,520 Everyone stay calm! 533 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,880 Get the extinguisher! 534 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,600 No, Tjaart, stop, stop! 535 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,120 Joubert's in there! 536 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,400 Joubert's in flames! 537 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,720 Stop, stop, stop! 538 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,040 What the hell are you doing? 539 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,280 Joubert? 540 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,600 There was a fire. 541 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,760 I could smell a fire... 542 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,360 so I checked it out. 543 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,520 But it's been extinguished. 544 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,520 Good grief. 545 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,600 I saved your lives. 546 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,640 And the winner of the vape-in-the-office competition... 547 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,480 Emma Engelbrecht. 548 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,800 Thank you. Thank you very much. 549 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,920 -There's a bit of something on you. -Yeah. 550 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,120 I'm going to wash these memories away. 551 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,200 Vape. 552 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,680 What? It's... 553 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,800 I won. 554 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,120 No, don't vape, Emma. It doesn't suit you. 555 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,720 Sorry, can I have a pull? 556 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,760 It's very unprofessional to vape in the office, so... 557 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,520 Thank you. 558 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,680 This is good stuff. 559 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,120 Hey, Dad. 560 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,840 I tried everything to get them to play that song on the radio, 561 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,840 but they don't know what they're doing. 562 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,480 Anyway... 563 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,040 here it is. 564 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,120 I love you, Dad. 565 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,760 Call me when you're not busy. 566 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,440 Well, I guess that's over. 567 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,920 Really? 568 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,280 Yeah! 569 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,280 I don't vape-vape. 570 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,600 You don't believe me. 571 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,400 I don't care that you don't care. 572 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,320 I don't care that you don't care.